Dear Ladies,
Now for all of you out there that don’t know me I love y’all women to death, and some of you are really killing the fashion game right now. Speaking from a man’s perspective I can say that I appreciate it.
To the girls out there who can put together an outfit that suits them and shows their own “swag”, I can definitely respect that. But what I really want to talk to you about is LEGGINGS. Ladies, I’m sorry, but I feel like you are taking a free pass by trying to wear your leggings all the time. It’s time to come together as women and make certain rules as to: when and when not to wear them. This is especially directed to those of you that you can get away wearing the pair whether you’re at work, the gym or going out for drinks with your girlfriends.
So then I ask myself, how do you girls get away with it? I’ve bestowed it upon myself to give you guidelines to wearing leggings. For your benefit, I’ve narrowed it down to 4 main concepts to think about when you’ve decided to commit to sliding into your leggings:
1. The awkward wedgies- some women don’t seem fazed that they have a wedgie that would need a prayer and the Jaws of Life to remove.
2. See Through Leggings- If you are going to put on see through leggings, why not just forget pants and walk in the streets with just underwear on.
3. Camel Toe- Ah nothing like the imprint of an awkward toe looking like it’s trying to plan its escape.
4. The Panty Line- Guys we should start a game “What is she wearing??” (Hopefully in this case for her sake she has on something under the leggings, especially if she is combining this one with #2)
Worse, I can swear some girls own only one pair of leggings. So you want to wear leggings to work, which is cool…but who are they any different then the leggings that you woke up in? I see girls wearing leggings to yoga (yes fellas I did yoga for a month) but how are they any different than the ones that you were rocking at the club? Hold on though it gets better, this leggings pandemonium is so big now they have jean print ones that ladies can get called jeggings… for real though jeggings!!? Don’t be lazy now ladies and just put on an actual pair of jeans. It has this poor young man (referring to myself of course) shaking his head as to what is going on here.
Some girls are so bold now they don’t even wear a shirt long enough to cover “lacoucaracha”. So now you are walking around with your business all out there. I suggest doing a “mirror check”. Come on now if the roles were reversed the guy would have probably gotten 3 months in the “big house” and then have to live in a halfway house for being the guy who walked around with his “pencil out the case”.
All I ask in the end is that you ladies just make up your mind, are the leggings for leisure/lounging or ladies night at the club? Don’t get me wrong I love to see you rocking the leggings but how about mixing it up a little. I think any other man would agree with me when I say I would have no problem seeing a girl walking down the street wearing jeans that would have me slap my momma.
P.s If the leggings have a run in it, and your legs aren’t shaved…..LEAVE IT AT HOME!!!
Sincerely yours,
A man who cares….
Dear Ladies,
Now for all of you out there that don’t know me I love y'all women to death, and some of you are really killing the fashion game right now. Speaking from a man’s perspective I can say that I appreciate it.
To the girls out there who can put together an outfit that suits them and shows their own “swag”, I can definitely respect that. But what I really want to talk to you about is LEGGINGS. Ladies, I’m sorry, but I feel like you are taking a free pass by trying to wear your leggings all the time. It's time to come together as women and make certain rules as to: when and when not to wear them. This is especially directed to those of you that you can get away wearing the pair whether you're at work, the gym or going out for drinks with your girlfriends.
So then I ask myself, how do you girls get away with it? I've bestowed it upon myself to give you guidelines to wearing leggings. For your benefit, I've narrowed it down to 4 main concepts to think about when you've decided to commit to sliding into your leggings:
1. The awkward wedgies- some women don’t seem fazed that they have a wedgie that would need a prayer and the Jaws of Life to remove.
2. See Through Leggings- If you are going to put on see through leggings, why not just forget pants and walk in the streets with just underwear on.
3. Camel Toe- Ah nothing like the imprint of an awkward toe looking like it's trying to plan its escape.
4. The Panty Line- Guys we should start a game “What is she wearing??” (Hopefully in this case for her sake she has on something under the leggings, especially if she is combining this one with #2)
Worse, I can swear some girls own only one pair of leggings. So you want to wear leggings to work, which is cool…but who are they any different then the leggings that you woke up in? I see girls wearing leggings to yoga (yes fellas I did yoga for a month) but how are they any different than the ones that you were rocking at the club? Hold on though it gets better, this leggings pandemonium is so big now they have jean print ones that ladies can get called jeggings… for real though jeggings!!? Don’t be lazy now ladies and just put on an actual pair of jeans. It has this poor young man (referring to myself of course) shaking his head as to what is going on here.
Some girls are so bold now they don’t even wear a shirt long enough to cover “lacoucaracha”. So now you are walking around with your business all out there. I suggest doing a “mirror check”. Come on now if the roles were reversed the guy would have probably gotten 3 months in the “big house” and then have to live in a halfway house for being the guy who walked around with his “pencil out the case”.
All I ask in the end is that you ladies just make up your mind, are the leggings for leisure/lounging or ladies night at the club? Don’t get me wrong I love to see you rocking the leggings but how about mixing it up a little. I think any other man would agree with me when I say I would have no problem seeing a girl walking down the street wearing jeans that would have me slap my momma.
P.s If the leggings have a run in it, and your legs aren’t shaved…..LEAVE IT AT HOME!!!
Sincerely yours,
A man who cares….
