I watch a lot of movies. a lot. Usually that encompasses many great films but also has its share of terrible ones. Today I saw Armored. The story of armed guards who attempt to rob their own truck, frame fictional bad guys for a huge payout, $42 million.

This was the biggest piece of sh*t I’ve seen in the past month.

The movie felt like an episode of cops where you see the idiot bad guys screw everything up. If you are not willing to go all the way with your crime, and you don’t trust your business partners implicitly, its not going to work out for you. Stay in your crummy job and forget robbing banks or killing people.

the climax of the film feels like they cut out a good 20 minutes of action and went straight to the afterglow. What happened to Matt Dillon’s charater. Infact, what happened to everyone else involved. Holy shit the whole thing lacks logic and explanation.

Do Not Pay to see this movie. If you can, avoid seeing it all together.